Oh wait, maybe that's just me talking about myself.
You got it, I'm a drunk mess. And this is one of those mornings after when I'm not sure if I'm sober or not but every action of mine last night just makes me cringe and want to shop a lot. Like a lot. Spending nearly half my student loan kind of lot.
So let me tell you how your drunk or embarrassing stories can be no worse than mine. Take last night. I pretty much got talking to a really cute guy who seemed into me and vomited all over his leg. Then he tried to put me in a taxi and I wouldn't budge and kept on saying no because I refused to get in a taxi without him. At this point I must have been such a mess I don't blame him for wanting out. And I'm sure I did some more embarrassing and surely offending things, like asking someone if he was gay.
Yes. Classy lady aren't I?
So here's how to get over it:
You don't.
Sure it'd help if you tried to laugh it off but really, only time can make you feel less self concious about it.
Time, lots of episodes of Suits and good food.
Take it from someone who has been there many times and back.
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